Funny post about Gene Simmons

I enjoyed this piece from NME called When Rock Stars Bite - Angry Gene Simmons. It's about Gene responding to a blog post, sort of a line by line breakdown. I found it amusing.

"Sure, there's salesmanship involved in becoming a successful musical act, but that's not ninety percent of the equation."

SAYS WHO, BITCH. YOU? AND, WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR BAND. AND WHAT'S YOUR QUALIFICATION FOR SAYING OR DOING ANYTHING?

Needless to say the all caps are Gene's responses. He hits a lot of the basics like the living in your mom's basement meme and if you haven't done what I have you have no right to talk. I'm guessing this isn't his first trip to the rodeo, as my friend says.