This sounds like a joke

I got a warning from the FDA about a recall today. Usually they tell me that there's dairy or tree nuts in a random food item or maybe there's lysteria. Today's warning was a bit different.

Circle City Marketing and Distributing, doing business as Candy Dynamics, Indianapolis, IN, is issuing a voluntary recall of all Toxic Waste® brand Nuclear Sludge® products, all flavors, 0.3 oz (8 g) size pieces. The product is imported from Pakistan.

Apparently it has too much lead.

http://www.fda.gov/Safety/Recalls/ucm241359.htm