Computer generated poem of the day - this one's pretty nifty:

No white girls have a phone.
say uhuh, yeah, baby. Georgiana,
7:39 PM I wash it hurt.
Chris says come
back no white girls have
all these windows I opened so I need to
be a mixture of
mayhem and I am
not really falling apart in two
weeks Now I PAY attention,
And she had
such a go. see what I
dread? Did another
1100 words.

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