All this puking is making me sick.
 
I was trying to play backgammon tonight and all of a sudden I started throwing up like mad.  Really what must that be like for my opponent?  If I were losing I must be the biggest sore loser ever. If I were winning that may be even worse.

It's all old and boring and I can't stand it too much longer.  The worst part is throwing up the medicine that is meant to keep me from throwing up.