Hate those commercials with the car crashes?

Do they make you want scream and jump? Have you been in an accident and have PTSD that's kicked into overdrive by those commercials? Do you have to jump up and turn off the TV every time a commercial with people talking in a car comes on?

Check out this WaPo article that ran a few months ago. Then get in touch with the advertising company, Crispin Porter + Bogusky, and tell them they're soulless bastards thriving on pain and that you will never, ever buy anything they're trying to sell as long as you live.