Ad I found amusing

Chris sent this ad to me today:

Looking for animal friendly strong person who lives in East Village to meet me at front door around 11 or 12 am (negotiable) and carry 60 pound dog up 2 flights of stairs.

• Compensation: $10....will take 5 minutes
  

Maybe it will take five minutes and maybe it will take two hours. It kind of depends on the temprement of the dog, doesn't it? Also why is it going upstairs and never coming back down again? Or will this turn into a daily thing?

Fastest way to get the dog upstairs - make it sit. Pull one of those zip up sleeping bags over its head. Flip the bag upside down, knocking the dog to the bottom of the sleeping bag. Sling entire bundle over shoulder. Carry dog and bag upstairs.

Bob's your uncle.