Sunday, May 30, 2010

If you only need one recipe

Have you ever wondered what one recipe you would need to last you for the rest of your life? I found it today, or rather Joe Hill tweeted it to us.

Where else are you going to find prose that sings like this?

When you serve the finished result to children, make weird scifi sounds as you settle the plate in front of them — eeeeee-yoooo-eeeee-whaaaaa — and insist it looks exactly like the crashed UFO that the government has parked in an abandoned missile silo in Denver. A steady diet of these is all but guaranteed to kill you before you’re forty of heart disease, and when it’s time for the funeral, they’ll have to slather you in butter and cream cheese, just to fit your gargantuan fat ass into the coffin.




At 9:48 PM, Blogger Ir.Yan said...

from Indonesian man - Yan (architect)

At 12:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a SAG actres, author, etc. IN YOUR MIND. No one of any importance knows your name. I suppose you have to tell yourself that you are somebody to avoid the meager, worthless life you live.


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