Faith Credit Healing

I get these weird emails for like Christian debt repair. Christians only need apply. They ennoy me so I don't know the details. I got one the other day that was not Christian related but it was called "heal your credit."

This makes me think of the preacher character. Only say the word and thy credit shall be healed! Smack your credit report against your forehead and repeat the holy words of Antioch, I shall pay all my bills on time, I shall have no lates, I believe I can have an 850 FICO, HEAL ME!