A new plan for Peter S. Beagle

I went to a panel while at Con, on writing screenplays for animation and live action. Peter S. Beagle was one of the panelists, which is why I went. I've seen him before but this time I was in the front row of a very small room and I was struck by what a beautiful voice he has. It's incredibly soothing and gentle.

When the boys were small they had a lot of trouble sleeping and I used to get them these relaxation/guided imagery tapes to help them fall asleep. I remember one in particular where you imagined a bouncing ball, which turned into a bird and flew away over the sea.

I was thinking if Peter Beagle recorded a few of those, and of course he could write his own scripts, he could make an absolute fortune. Any listener would feel soothed, relaxed and safe and fall asleep easily.