Many links!

Let us close some tabs shall we?

The lady who dumped the cat in the trashcan is sorry, I suspect mostly because people on Facebook want to murderize her... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-11087061

Maureen Johnson gives super awesome advice on how to move into a dorm, including a playlist so peppy it should be registered as a weapon of mass destruction. http://www.maureenjohnsonbooks.com/2010/08/25/how-to-move-into-a-dorm/

50 years of slut shaming, courtesy of the Onion. http://www.theonion.com/articles/local-water-tower-celebrates-50th-year-as-reposito,17958/

St0re says oops, sorry, we don't really think you're a suicide bomber. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-11097516

Is that a tiger cub in your carry on or are you just happy to see me? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11104948