I just got some spam for liposuction. "You can either suck it in or we can suck it out." I can't decide if it's a joke. I cannot imagine picking a plastic surgeon because s/he spammed me.

Cullen came in the other day to tell me about a new reality show called The Swan - nine plastic surgeons - so many patients and I said I didn't want to hear anymore. Ever again. Maybe that is a joke. If not I can only imagine what that will do the low self esteem of a nation of people already obsessed with their appearance.

I also wonder what the aliens who monitor our television transmissions think of such a thing. I'm just sayin'