The leaves are turning colors

And I have a nasty cold. I'm completely miserable. I'm too cold with the fan on and too hot with it off. Coughing and sneezing makes the pressure in my head worse. This is not my idea of how to spend my weekend.

I was just talking to a chick who had it for four weeks. Four weeks! Why can't we have a sickness that lasts four minutes? If we must be sick at all let's implement some term limits. Four minutes sounds about right to me.