The Trouble With Zombies

The biggest problem with zombies is that they don't stop. You don't ever have a break with them; no time for a cigarette or a cup of tea or a beer or even to stop and administer first aid to your companions. Zombies just don't quit. They keep coming.

Vampires have the courtesy to sleep during the day. You can go after them then or take a nap yourself.

Werewolves have an almost indecently long down time and may even assist in coming up with excellent ways of controlling or combating them. You can see the dog/wolf relationship in a werewolf, they truly are man's best monster.

Ghosts and things are kind of sporadic. In fact if you want a ghost to give you some peace you just need to call in someone who is offering a large reward for proof of ghosts.

But zombies, they're another story. They keep on coming and breeding and coming and in the end they're a lot like cockroaches. No matter how clean you are and no matter how much you swear you'll never have them, you may end up with zombies in your apartment.