I changed my mind about Shakespeare

I used to like Shakespeare when I was young and then I went through a long period where I disliked him kind of intensely. I thought he was a hack because he wrote to order, so to speak, and he didn't teach his kid to read. I'm sure there was more to it than that, possibly all fueled by my extreme distaste for his sonnets, which all seem to be about how terrible it is that we grow older and aren't all fifteen year old hotties.

But over time I changed my mind, partly because of some things Will Shetterly said, and I owe Mr. Shakespeare an apology. I no longer think he's a hack and I'm sorry I said mean things about him.

I still don't like those sonnets though, I'm just sayin'