Sunday, June 01, 2008

Amusing tale of a bank robbery

This is a classic story. Greed, a fall from grace, a cliche ("this is a stick up"), not profiting from the crime and best of all, the name of the bank employee; Kawasaki Johnson.

A couple of ministers go off to rob a bank, complete with stockings over their faces. One fires a shot into the ceiling and says, "This is a stick up." Seriously, what movies has this guy been watching?

He jumps over the counter (who knew ministers were in such good shape?) and empties Kawasaki's teller drawer, then the other drawers, before jumping back over the counter where he makes his escape, but not before stuffing the loot into what looks like a pillowcase.

The two make off with forty grand, which they split. Then they split up, one heading to Georgia, where he confesses (!!??!!) and the other back to church, where I guess he is eventually arrested since he was out on bail at the time of the article. Twenty grand in bail, the precise amount he stole.

Wow. Just wow.

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