Benn is running my Who Writes This Crap piece this week. Happy days!

I was doing some research online because I am so not sleeping and I found this thing called Fatal Familial Insomnia. Now let's pretend you are a doctor and you have to tell someone they have this. How do you do it?

Take one: The tests indicate you have fatal - patient WHAT????? *faints*

Take two: Congratulations. You've got something that's quite rare and it has an interesting name. It's called Fatal - patient WHAT????? *slugs doctor*

Take three: Doctor hands patient homemade flyer and runs from room.