Raising Arizona parenting choices

Cullen and I were just watching Raising Arizona for the nth time. We made a list of who would make the worst parents, using as our pool all the people who end up with Nathan Jr. at any point in the film.

Worst choice - the swingers with the set of awful, unruly children.

Second worst choice - the outlaw/bounty hunter/motorcycle guy

Third worst choice - the jailbirds, John Goodman and his pal

Fourth worst choice - Nathan and Florence (is that her name?) Arizona

and best choice, Ed and Hi because they grow so much and they care so much. But hopefully they do get their own kids in the end.