My new career

Someone on Craigslist is giving away a dental chair, circa 1968.

Here's my plan. Get the chair and set up an office. But I won't offer dental services, I'll start people down the road to freedom from dental phobias.

Afraid of the dentist? Hyperventilate as soon as you walk into the office? Faint at the sight of the chair? Then come on over to my new office where you get to relax and play video games in my comfy dentist chair.

Once you feel completely comfortable in the chair you'll get to listen to the drill, in a safe environment. Just listen, that's all, while you play Nintendogs or Big Brain Academy or some other soothing game.

Eventually you'll be able to walk into even a root canal with no worries at all.