What is the speed of fan fic?

Cam and I are watching the new episode of House, where House gets this new guy, Dr. O'Shea I think name is, to buy him lunch then chats him up. "You know I'm not gay, right" says the new character. "That's okay," says House. "If you don't want to have sex that's fine with me."

I turned to Cam and after we both agreed we like the new doctor I said, "You know someone is already writing some slash fiction starring the two of them."

Cam says "It's already written and posted. Come on, it's been like seven minutes already."

That's my boy!