Why can't we take some of the places that have cheap rent and put them right splat in the middle of the good school districts?

And while we're at it, let's take some of the good paying jobs and move them to the cheaper neighbourhoods.

And if we can't accomplish that then my ass wants a teleporter. I'll wait. You all have ten minutes. I'll be right here. If you can't get me some combination of the above a tutor will suit me just fine.

Trust me, it's for the good of the country.