Where Are the Zombie Olympics?

I reached the top of the library waiting list for Stephen King's Cell. I've been looking forward to this book for months and I'm excited. But the Olympics are on!

Zombies or ice dancing? Hmm, what a choice. Why don't we have zombies on ice? Oh sure they aren't so very graceful but just think you wouldn't have to worry so much when they fell. Heck, they're already dead, what's the worst that could happen to them?

I think I might be on to something. Where are all the venture capitalists?