Bad combinations

Cullen is watching the game show network, or something that should be the game show network, while I write my column and I'm only catching bits and pieces, just enough to confuse me.

So far I decided that William Shatner and Regis Philbin should have a celebrity death match, although I suspect the only deaths would be of natural causes.

I saw a commercial for fig Newton minis but I thought it said fig Newton mints, which sound TOTALLY repulsive.