I was reading about that new squid that they caught and I was wondering why on earth do they say eyes as big as dinner plates? And then I see they caught her right in the middle of eating. So I guess that's the connection.

I read they live solitary lives and rarely get to mate. I guess not if we're always dragging them out of the sea in the middle of a nice snack and displaying them like a two penny hooker.

Okay I just realized I have no idea what a two penny hooker looks like. I also realize I don't need to know. My imagination will do me just fine, thank you very much.