Good advice from the National Park Service

I was doing research for my column and I found this advice for regarding wildlife in Glacier National Park:

As always in bear country, exercise extreme caution, especially with food and garbage. If approached by a mountain lion, act aggressively. Do not run! Lions may be scared away by being struck with rocks or sticks, or by being kicked or hit.

That's right. If you see a mountain lion poke it with a stick. Or show it your awesome karate moves. This is an excellent time to use the Tuna Chop move you practiced on your baby brother. Tuna Chop! Fwannnggg!