Toothpaste? I think not

Check out these suggestions. The toothpaste one made me gag. http://www.theromantic.com/kissing/365pt3.htm Courtesy of someone who would probably like to remain anonymous.

This is vile

This craigslist ad is disgusting. It sounds like the person who wrote it hung these items on some random person's fence. I'm sure that does wonders for neighborhood rapport.